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Big Boys Toys: Black Edition 360 Sea-Doo

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If you enjoy the kind of back and shoulders re-alignment that can only be achieved by getting your arms pulled out of their sockets by brute force, then the powerful Black Edition 360 Sea-Doo jetski is the toy for you.

With a top speed of 128.74 kph the Black Edition is as powerful as a Porsche 911 sports car, but without the cup holders. It also handles off shore ocean swell much better.

Unfortunately there’s nowhere to store your ham and cheese sandwiches which this writer considers a design flaw.

However, with the Black Edition you’ll never suffer the embarrassment of suddenly realising there’s someone else on the water riding the exact same jetski as you  – only 100 of these bad puppies have ever been manufactured. This has been done to ensure the sense of superiority you feel
on purchase, counter-balances the physical shock you experience after shelling out over
$AUD 36,078 for something that deep down you know is actually just a toy.

Specs

Will set you back: $AUD 36,078
Top Speed: 128.74 kph
It’s nothing like: A two stroke outboard gaffer-taped to an inner tube tyre.
Why?: Because Vvrrrrummmm.
Source: www.158performanceshop.co.uk/index.php/product/158-black-edition-360-jet-ski/

[pullQuote]“With a top speed of 128.74 kph the Black Edition is as powerful as a Porsche 911 sports car, but without the cup holders.”[/pullQuote]

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