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Big Boys Toys: Bubba’s Hover

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Like me you’re no doubt bored with having to walk around tiresome things like lakes and sandtraps every time you just want to hit a small white ball around a large paddock for no other reason than it

makes you angry. Very, very angry.

Boredom be gone! – the tedious necessity of circumnavigating large boring things is but a distant memory thanks to the world’s first golf buggy–hovercraft breeding program.

Bubba’s Hover was developed by American golf-pro, Bubba Watson, who obviously has had too much time on his hands since Tiger made platonic call girl / pro-golfer bingo nights uncool.

[pullQuote]“It also has the necessary cup holders and stowage capacity for all your sticks, balls, bags, ham and cheese sandwiches…”[/pullQuote]

It’s a golf cart, with a Frankensteinian twist. The embarrassingly tiny wheels of the golf buggy have been replaced with an even more embarrassing hovercraft skirt, so it can gracefully glide over grass, sand, and water traps. And because it floats on air, the footprint pressure is 33 times less than a human foot, so it doesn’t ruin the green. Put that in your pipe groundskeeper!

It also has the necessary cup holders and stowage capacity for all your sticks, balls, bags, ham and cheese sandwiches, as well as two members of your free-loading entourage.

Your game will still suck of course, but now you will no longer care. Because hovercraft.

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Will set you back: $AUD 62,750
Top Speed: 72.5kph
It’s nothing like: Adam Sandler’s accommodation-impaired caddy from Happy Gilmore.
Why?: To wipe the smug smile off your groundskeeper’s face
Source: www.neoterichovercraft.com

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